Day 58 - Crestview, FL to Bonifay, FL

By

​I learned today that you can bring worms up from under the ground by planting a wooden stake in the ground and rubbing another object against it. That is called worm fiddling. I know this because a town I passed through today, Caryville, Florida, celebrates the practice with an annual “Worm Fiddlin’ Festival”. Good to know.

Although I saw several attorney billboards today, none was deserving of the distinguished bad attorney billboard award for the day. So I instead will feature one that I saw yesterday in Pensacola.

This attorney stated on his billboard the proposition that “Accountability makes all of us safer.”. In a general sense I agree with that. Plaintiffs attorneys serve an important role on the enforcement side of our regulatory infrastructure in much the same way that carp serve an important role in maintaining a healthy lake. The problem, however, is that a lake can become infested with too many carp. The analogy works well.


Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Day 61 - Tallahassee, FL to Greenville, FL

By
Image
​I spent a delightful Easter Sunday pedaling through the deep forests, bayous and rolling hills of northern Florida. This is a part of Florida that most visitors never see. Most zip up and down interstates 75 and 95 or across interstate 10. Around here they call this area the “real Florida “.   I spent the evening in a magnificent bed and breakfast owned and operated by a very kind and caring hostess. I will always remember sitting on her splendid porch looking out as thunderstorms rolled through from the west. And I loved sleeping on a feather bed! Greenville was the boyhood home of the great Ray Charles. A number of years ago the town erected a statue of Ray in the park. His daughter sang at the commemoration and stayed in the same bed and breakfast at which I stayed. The Bad Attorney Billboard award for the day goes to the many deserving attorneys at Morgan & Morgan. There were a number of things about their billboard that I found disturbing, starting their use of the word “...
Read more

Day 65 - Palatka, FL to St Augustine, FL

By
Image
​Finished!  It was truly a magical journey - had outstanding weather throughout (except the headwinds!), met many nice and interesting people along the way, both the body and the bicycle performed well, enjoyed fantastic local cuisines, blessed by courteous drivers, did many fun and interesting activities, and enjoyed great scenery! Oh, and many amusing Bad Attorney Billboards.  Today’s Bad Attorney Billboard was fittingly climactic. It’s from Ron Sholes, whose slogan is, “YOU HURT? WE FIGHT!”. Mr. Sholes has even managed to secure a portion of this catchy slogan for his phone number. And his award winning Billboard features a scowling man, whom I assume to be Mr. Sholes, rolling up his shirt sleeve, apparently in preparation for a fight. This is a contender for the Bad Attorney Billboard of the entire trip! Now that I have at long last arrived in St Augustine, I am going to set out to find the Fountain of Youth!
Read more

Day 64 - Gainesville, FL to Palatka, FL

By
Image
​It was so windy today that I saw vehicles with surfboards. That must mean the ocean is near. Yes, tomorrow I have a short 25 mile ride to St Augustine, where I will meet my wife, Sheila, and dip my front tire in the Atlantic Ocean. Much of the ride today, and most of the ride tomorrow, will be on a paved bicycle trail, which on the southern tier is an exceptionally rare luxury. I am staying tonight in a bed and breakfast in a home constructed in 1885-1886 by Civil War Major Sherman Conant of the Union Army. Major Sherman led a most interesting life. You can read about it on Wikipedia. One thing his Wikipedia entry does not say is that Maj, Consnt had a secret, very well concealed underground tunnel leading from the basement of his house to the heavily traveled St.John’s River, about 600 feet away. The proprietor and local historians believe the tunnel was used to smuggle imports illegally into the U.S. without paying tariffs.
Read more